It’s upon us…Monday. Why oh why do Mondays have to suck so hard? Well, maybe because we let them. So put aside the negativity, pick one of these mantras and repeat it to yourself all day!
For reals though – do you know anyone who doesn’t love cheese fries?! If you do, promptly remove them from your life because they are not good people. So when bitches be crazy, remember that you can’t please ’em all.
This one always resonates for me on two levels: I’m a tiny girl, so I love quotes about being mightier than your size. Also, I can tell you better than anyone how much a mosquito can affect your day. Think the day/job/responsibility/problem is too big for you? Think again – you can make a difference!
I’ve always liked repeating this one to myself, probably because my mom used to say it a lot. Whatever you believe in, it always gives me hope someone out there believes I CAN HANDLE THIS. And if you’re reading this right now, you’ve clearly handled whatever life has already thrown at you – so what’s a little more?
When it starts to pour, just smile through it. Maybe you’ll fool everyone, maybe you’ll rub off on other grumpy Monday haters who will smile through it too. After all, frowning creates more wrinkles anyhow 😉
Because despite your best efforts, it may still be a shitty day. So put on the yoga pants and Bachelorette and pour yourself a glass or three!